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Wisteria T-shirt

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Color: Vintage Black
$29.99 USD
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🌿 Your New Favorite Garden Tee

🪴 Soft premium ring-spun cotton with that lived-in favorite-tee feel
🌿 Lightweight & breathable — not too thick, not too thin
🖤 Relaxed unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear
✨ Pre-shrunk fabric for a more reliable fit over time
🌱 Most colors are 100% cotton or very close to it
🌙 Printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees because your emotional support t-shirt deserves standards too

Made for greenhouse wandering, overwatering, composting, and pretending you’re “just browsing” at the garden center.

🌿 How to Keep Your Shirt Alive

🖤 Wash cold only — hot water is for people who answer emails on vacation
🌱 Turn inside out before washing to protect the graphic
✨ Use mild detergent — this soft cotton tee is sensitive, emotionally and physically
🪴 Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life
🌙 Avoid high heat unless you enjoy surprise shrinking
🍄 Skip bleach and harsh detergents — your shirt has been through enough
🌿 Do not iron directly on the design (she’s delicate)

Printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees designed to get softer with wear and survive many questionable plant purchases.

🌿 Shipping & Returns
Good Things Take Time (But honestly, not that long.)

🖤 Free shipping on orders over $85 because plant people deserve little treats.

🌱 Most orders ship within 3–7 business days. Every item is made to order, not mass-produced in some sad warehouse abyss. Once your package leaves us, shipping usually takes another 2–5 business days depending on where you live.

✨ You may track your package obsessively.

✨ You may completely forget about it until it magically appears.

We support both lifestyles.

🪴 The “Oops, Something Went Sideways” Policy

We want you to love your order. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we’ll absolutely make it right.

Here’s the deal:

🌿 Damaged or defective item? → Full refund or replacement

🖤 Contact us within 30 days of delivery. Hello@deadinsideplantsociety.com

🌱 Item should be unused and in original condition.

We’re a small business run by actual humans, not a giant faceless corporation fueled entirely by hold music and despair.

If there’s a problem, just message us. We’ll figure it out together.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.